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Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014
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Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy
Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!
by apollo5 August 4, 2020
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Kamikaze

When a man sucks his own penis and jizzes in his own mouth.
“Mike blew himself until he exploded in his own mouth. He gave himself a kamikaze.“
by Fatlightning March 25, 2021
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kamikaze

Eminems new album that he dropped as a suprise. The album basically slaughtered multiple famous rappers. The album adresses a lot of critiques eminem recieved after releasing revival. Kamikaze is shady next level
Mark: have you heard eminems new album Kamikaze.
Don: Yeah it is great dude, much better than Revival.
Mark: fuck off dog they are both great.
Don: uhu friendship cancelled.
by eminememinem123 September 1, 2018
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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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Kamikazate

Yuh boi, imma kamikazate on that bih so youcan get deep in that pus, ya dig?
by bitchboi217 February 3, 2019
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Kamikaze Hickey

To give somebody a hickey that other people will see with the intention of getting the receiver of the hickey into a bad situation, despite knowing that somebody will figure out you gave them the hickey.
friend: why were your girlfriend's parents so mad at the both of you?
Man: I gave her a kamikaze hickey.
by ichigo_crusader March 3, 2015
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