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Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
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Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
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Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.
Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!
by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is
"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition
by frodo the great January 11, 2009
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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.
by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
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