Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?
Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

by one two three is peeface March 11, 2011

AKA Mick Dundeeznutz. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.
"Crocodile Dundeeznutz come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
