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Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.
It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.
by D12434132 October 1, 2018
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It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024
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Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot
by Memecatcher January 4, 2017
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)
Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
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cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.
Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.
by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019
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Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.
Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.
by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022
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