a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 15, 2010
Get the Coffee Cock Blockmug. A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.
Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.
Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.
by Jip! December 14, 2006
Get the Kamikaze Cock Blockmug. by dodgyd May 13, 2005
Get the cock block blockermug. A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.
Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.
by dhun August 29, 2012
Get the Reverse Cock Blockmug. A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011
Get the cock blocking chakramug. When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008
Get the Facebook cock blockmug. When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
by currybomb July 29, 2010
Get the Ultimate Cock Blockmug.