closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

Off the CHEESE

Totally mind blowing amazing.

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.

by Fashion Week News on Facebook May 28, 2019

Floppin the cheese around

This is a girl who sends it with anyone she pleases like it is her day job making a saucy but pungent discharge existent

Oh my good dear Betty Lou is so wreckless floppin the cheese around at the firehouse

by Squirter13 May 11, 2021

Browning the cheese

Unprotected sexual intercourse while the woman in menstruatin.

Bro Katie and I last night were totally browning the cheese last night.

by Revcsno September 3, 2022