That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.
Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
by CTD87 August 2, 2016

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
by turtles3 December 31, 2014

In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.
by KaizerJose April 8, 2025

A term that was used in 1800’s to degrade a community called “calloans” ( basically a group of poc or white people who have a birthmark on top of their head ) this word came from a dictator who was like hitler but WERID as hell and enslave calloans and called them snookie after his wife who he killed after she said that she wanted to have family which he was not ready for it’s basically like the nword
I hate fucking girl she is a snookie
by The smart crook April 8, 2022

by Definitiondude1 September 14, 2010

by TacoInYourXbox...Bitch! September 30, 2011
