Shitty McNitty

A person that is almost always making a bowel movement, especially while at work.

Marty- "Tom has been in the bathroom ten times today!"
Earl- "Yeah, he's a real Shitty McNitty."

by Davy Pockets March 11, 2017

Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020

Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020

The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Shitty girl

Nasty jawn that would prefer to bounce from dude to dude than go get some money . You can find this species sucking up some nigga money.

Friend: I heard she got fired from Burger King

Other friend: Yea they said she’s a shitty girl now

by 3wave July 22, 2019

Shitty being

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011

Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020