MT classic

Falling in love with a bitch in less than 24 hours

Matt just fell into the MT Classic once again

by 576378 December 8, 2018

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Mt. Gitter' Done

Mt. Gitter' Done is a real place. It is the highest point in Travis County Texas. You git there thuswise:
Take TX-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). When you git to the Village of Bee Caves, slow down. They're lookin for city slickers to fuck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. Plus, you miss the turn. Go left. On Hamilton Pool Road. For anti-tresspassin reasons, y'all can't know whur to turn right. Then you hike up Ruski Ravine and hike left up to polak's throne. from there it's easy. There's a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. And that's when you cum on his\her face.

Dude. I climbed Mt. Gitter' Done.
Last Night.

by Chalicebearer December 14, 2010

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Daddy D and the Baby MT’s

High quality, pristine Dimethyltryptamine.

I got my third eye squeegeesd clean by Daddy D and the baby MT’s.

by Ringaroundtherectum May 23, 2018

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MTS

A completely shit internet provider if you live in pinawa MB,

Your download speeds can reach 5 mbs

And upload speeds of 600 kbs
All people in pinawa suffer from bad internet as there is no other isp that can provider in pinawa

Why is pinawa’s wifi so shit today?

Probably cuz with MTS we can’t even get over 1 mbs upload.

Oh yeah.

by GarrettIsBest November 18, 2018

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