screw hound

An individual who engages in repeated sex acts with multiple partners.

Suzy had sex with Tom, Dick and Harry last night. She is such a screw hound.

by Phallic Member August 4, 2009

Rocket Hound

An abnormally shaped penis, in the form of a rocket ship. Usually caused by overexertion due to extended uses of the 'Penis Pump' or battering of the female genitalia.

Male: are you ready baby?

Female: Oh no, I don't want to ride that rocket hound of yours anymore.

Male: Fine, I didn't want to have sex with you any who.

by HotelSkinnyNutsack November 23, 2011

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Chowder Hound

A heterosexual male who primarily socializes with lesbians. The opposite of a fag hag.

I saw a few guys at Lilith Fair but they were all chowder hounds.

by Duke of Earls December 1, 2009

crotch hound

A dog the sticks his nose into a person's crotch.

That dog didn't hump my leg because he's a crotch hound!

by karenage November 19, 2007

hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007