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Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.
1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."
by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011
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Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
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reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.
If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.
by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016
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Hobbit

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021
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Hobbit hater

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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Hobbit

Shot people; they'd be as but children to your eyes.
Gandelf said, " Hobbits will never scice to amaze me ."
by Whiskyneat May 7, 2025
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