Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
Get the Phillip Castromug. "Hardy, don't forget to stop at Cliff's and pick up some lube on the way to the daily grind of being a Castro Fluffer."
by Killahrina January 17, 2008
Get the Castro Fluffermug. Sophia is the most amazing beautiful person you will ever know. She is such a kind person. Is there when times get rough. The best person to have when you want to die. She will do anything in her power to keep you alive. She is also super funny super talented. But, most of all she is the prettiest person alive
by Lilman336 June 21, 2022
Get the SOPHIA ELIZABETH DIANA CASTROmug. A bullshitter who can’t dress or play baseball and is gay and has no real friends if u have a Joshua as a friend drop them as soon as you can
by Machinegunnn April 14, 2022
Get the joshua castromug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. The castros love black cock
by Pito grande June 21, 2023
Get the Castrosmug. A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.
Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 29, 2024
Get the Castro Waymug.