When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug. when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug. After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018
Get the Thanksgiving showermug. I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.
by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023
Get the Thanksgiving in Switzerlandmug. The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.
Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
by shux878 April 19, 2018
Get the The Spirit of Thanksgivingmug. A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Get the Thanksgiving parademug. A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug.