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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 1, 2022
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The summer thanksgiving meal

This is the true holiday meal that is way better than thanksgiving meal. It’s the 4th of July Independence Day barbecue meal. Where you go to a park or have a huge backyard and have the entire family over and cook the best barbecue ribs and brisket and all the fixings. And a lot of people grill hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill too for the smoke flavor. Some use charcoal or gas grill or certain woods. Each bring its unique flavor and experience. You’re welcome. No you need to season it right and use the right seasons the right way. It won’t automatically taste good and it has to be cooked right too
I’m giving thanks to everything to ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL for everything he bless us with on this planet. And eat the summer thanksgiving meal happily and blessed.
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thanksgiving

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.
guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
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Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!
by BangalangMan January 30, 2025
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Thanksgiving dinner

When you fuck someone in the ass and use gravy as lube and shove a pumpkin in there ass
Yo I just gave this bitch a good thanksgiving dinner
by OBfor3 April 14, 2021
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