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Beach Tennis USA

Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!
Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
by L-STEMP May 24, 2011
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tonsil tennis

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 17, 2018
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Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
โ€œI am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.โ€
by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019
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tennis

One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons

1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about
"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."
by Joshua Wood January 22, 2008
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emoji tennis

Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.
Boy: let's play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: ๐Ÿ‘
Girl: ๐Ÿ˜
Boy: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜โ“
Girl: ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰
Boy: ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰
by brockthesock August 12, 2015
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Sex Tennis

The sexual act between two men and a woman (preferably a hooker) whereby one man is on one bed and the other man is on the other bed. The first man starts out by fucking the girl on his bed and after a short while throws the woman onto the other bed where the other man catches her and proceeds to fuck. The first man to cum is the loser of the match. A game of true stamina.
Phil and Bruce played an epic game of sex tennis on Wednesday. Unforturnaly there had to be a loser because Phil unloaded a monster load on the girl after only 3 rounds.
by Predator6 July 27, 2009
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Nigger Tennis

Basketball. Making reference to the back and forth motion of tennis and playing on the observation that there are a lot of blacks who play basketball, and not so many in the tennis arena.
I hate watching Nigger Tennis, I find my neck always getting a kink from watching the ball go back and forth, back and forth. They really should just make the game 5 minutes long, that's the only exciting part anyway.
by gaberick August 2, 2008
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