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Teacher

1. A sad bastard/bitch that torments children for 8 hours a day

2. A fag that sits in the front of a classroom while the kiddies/adolescents go insane
God was walking on the Earth one day and came to a man who was crying. "Why are you crying?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm blind and have never seen my daughter's face".
God gave him sight. He continued walking and came upon a man weeping. "What's wrong with you?" asked God. The man replied, "I'm paralyzed and will never be able to hug my wife and children again". God granted him movement. He continued walking and met a man who was sobbing. "what's wrong with you?" God asked. The man replied, "I'm a teacher at an inner-city school". God cried with him.
by Kill the Jews May 7, 2008
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"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.
Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"

Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"
by Call Me CocoNUT May 7, 2008
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a dumb stupidas kike who could care less about their students because their life at home sucks balls, they go along with the schools rules and try to piss teens off in high school
"my teacher is a fuckin bitch, she made me turn my shirt inside out"
by fisty shocker April 1, 2009
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Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017
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The devil in disguise forcing you to do stuff and enjoys every second you suffer
I hate teachers
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Teachers are pretty much our parents. They tell us what to do and are really boring
Teachers are super boring
by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019
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people that attempt and complete to mind fuck childeren
teachers are absolute cunts
by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019
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