Tactical Wank

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.

Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now

by kiillrz December 18, 2011

Tactical Reload

Can be applied to any food or drink, however, is more commonly used with beer and/or cigarrettes.

Beer (or any Drink):When a person has one sip of a beer left in the bottle or can, and they open their next beer in an effort to flawlessly move from one almost empty beer to their next full beer. Can be repeated many times.

Cigarettes (or any smokeable object): When an individual takes the last drag of their cigarette, puts a new cigarette in their mouth, and lights the new cigarette with the old cigarette.

(Comes from the military term which refers to ejecting the magazine from your rifle/pistol/etc. while you still have one round in the chamber, and inserting a new full magazine, therefore enabling the shooter to continue shooting without having to re-charge their weapon.)

Quincy: Hey there Mike, why did you just open another beer?

Mike: Well I only have a few sips left in this one.

Quincy: So you're just going to move from one beer to the next?

Mike: I'm using a Tactical Reload!

Quincy: You just blew my mind.

by Miketerrell July 14, 2010

tactical tupperware

A pistol (primarily) made out of plastic-like material. IE Nylon , Carbon fiber , Nylatron ,Etralyte, Delrin and so on. Can refer to the Glock family of pistols.

'What'd you bring to the range today , tommy'
*a glock! Its so badddd*
'You're right , it is bad! Trash the tactical tupperware and get a 1911'
*but I paid $600 ,and it has a 32rd magazine*

by Mrstickball September 15, 2005

Cheap Tactics

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.

Constantly suicide bombing a base in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

by Dirk January 18, 2004

Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex

yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics

by datkfeefers April 13, 2023

Towel Tactics

The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.

Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.

by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010

tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.

"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."

by Spaz Out January 8, 2010