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pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen
Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."
by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008
mugGet the pull a Toddmug.

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough
This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down
by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
mugGet the The Dirty Toddmug.

rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".
whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?
by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008
mugGet the rod and toddmug.

todd perdas

A teacher who is kinda slow, mean,cool, and a todd. Likes basketball, has a buzz cut, and is from ohio.
Man bro, that teacher is such a todd perdas
by BigBhioseannputt April 15, 2019
mugGet the todd perdasmug.

todd ross

todd ross can be used as a term for someone who smashes faces when kissing. i mean full on lightning mcqueen into your face. it’s more of a touching of your teeth than a kiss. it can also be used as swerving, or being swerved when kissing or being kissed. don’t be a todd ross when kissing.
marina: “jake tried to kiss me on the ferris when but i todd rossed him.”
by todd ross’s friends June 29, 2019
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Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
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Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish
You’re being a Dank Todd!”
You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”
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