Thong Lady

An attractive woman in her 30’s and 40’s who wears a thong on a daily basis, because she keeps a tight and firm body to be seen publicly in thong.

my brother's wife is sitll very sexy and nice, she is a thong lady.

by sammy200 June 2, 2011

thong a situs

When you wear thongs a lot and your butt crack itches.

"Man, I think I have thong a situs my butt crack itches"

by B(real) December 27, 2014

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

Thong Funk

The moist build up, on a females Thongunderwear after walking or moving around for a while in the Thong

"Yo I GOTS to change my drawers, I gots thong funk building up"

by Doo Dip January 24, 2009

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by Brian Q December 12, 2008

Thong-Dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by TIinPA December 9, 2008

Thong Song

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.

1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.

by BuddhaDude3 August 16, 2011