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welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.
"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.
by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018
mugGet the welsh crumblemug.

Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
mugGet the Welsh Teamug.

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!
"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
mugGet the Welsh Whalemug.

welsh charlie

yes👍🏼
welsh charlie the wyen
by lynzmontano October 17, 2021
mugGet the welsh charliemug.

dropped a Welsh

Violently shitting your pants in a public/tight quartered space with no regard for other’s right to breath.
Pretty sure Connor just dropped a Welsh… Holy shit my eyes are burning.
by bendover1969 November 18, 2022
mugGet the dropped a Welshmug.

Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023
mugGet the Posh Welshmug.

welsh charlie

my beloved wife… she is cool and also gay and likes to fight people on reddit <3
we make gay headcanons for school shooters together. we also own a place called swag country and you can only eat sushi and mexican food there.
chanter: “hey welsh charlie(wife) do you think eric harris and dylan klebold were gay?”

welsh charlie: “yes and eric was top!”
by lynzmontano October 17, 2021
mugGet the welsh charliemug.

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