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Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011
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ultimate celebration

A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.
The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?
by DRplaya September 11, 2013
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Ultimate Savage

Being the biggest savage in the world; no one can top you
by Sav God August 30, 2016
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Ultimate Pantsing

When somebody pantses somebody else by pulling down their underwear and pants.
Danny gave me an ultimate pantsing today, and exposed my pennis.
by yrwxafina December 1, 2017
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Ultimate Star

Ultimate Star Aka Galaxy Star it's The Nickname of Tamil Actor Vimal.He is a Versatile Actor.He is Well-known for Comedy.He is The Biggest Galaxy Star.
Ultimate Star Vimal is a Competitor for Aamai.
by VIVEGAM January 30, 2021
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the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.
He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.
by Old Spicey May 19, 2019
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The Ultimate Luck

One who has all the luck. No matter the situation they will always win. Although, 1/7 days they will be unlucky . But then most days they will have the ultimate luck.
Zephyr truly has the ultimate luck. He just won the whole smash tournament!
by GBZ3 April 12, 2019
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