"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
Get the The Swinging Pendulumsmug. If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010
Get the Melon Swingmug. When a man takes his quasi-erect penis and swings it round and round in a circle, only using his hips like he's hula hooping.
To get my lady in the mood after a long night of drinking, I like to drop my pants and show her a good 'ol circle swing.
by Waffles88 September 14, 2015
Get the Circle swingmug. A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?
Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?
Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?
Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
by Denis T August 16, 2008
Get the Swinging Pigmug. When you attach jumper cables to your scrotum, then attach the jumper cables to a car battery.
Instant erection
Instant erection
by The Ranger June 2, 2019
Get the Electro Swingmug. ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes
ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.
jingly clothes wearing ass holes
ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.
by claudia torres June 19, 2008
Get the swing hard mug. (n) The fatty, gelatinous, sagging skin that appears underneath the length of the arm from the shoulder down to the elbow.
Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.
Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.
Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.
Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.
Observer #1: "Hey, look at that fat chick power-walking. She kinda waddles like a duck."
Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."
Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."
by P. Dubya June 28, 2007
Get the arm swingsmug.