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bitch circus

The ability of a group of women at a table to block out all male communication by gossiping across the table to each other from various points.
"Dude, the party yesterday was epic, but you were major quiet!"

"I couldn't hear a thing thanks to the chicks having their Bitch Circus around us"
by DeadManWalking January 17, 2014
mugGet the bitch circusmug.

circus couple

Fat chick + tall skinny dude = circus couple. see freakshow
Man, you and Marla make a real circus couple Jim.
by steve April 18, 2004
mugGet the circus couplemug.

Dick Circus

A dick circus is performed when a male and female are in bed together and the female goes under the covers to perform felatio, which makes the covers over her head look like a pitched circus tent. This is also known as a Pee-Pee Tee-Pee.
Will was with his boyfriend and said "You're the star clown of my dick circus." Jeffrey then replied "Just call me the ringmaster!"
by MC_SANTA September 22, 2012
mugGet the Dick Circusmug.

circus-tall

Much taller than the norm. Usually a reference to a male over 6'6" or female over 6'0" in height. No doubt derived from stilt-walkers or giraffes at the circus.
Dude, you're not just tall, you're circus-tall!
by MI2Tall January 11, 2007
mugGet the circus-tallmug.

head circus

A term for being extremely high, particularly off some real high-grade headies. This refers mainly to the comic high one sometimes experiences when he/she laughs uncontrollably at everything.
"Yo those were some killer pines dude, I got a nice head circus goin' on right now."

"Yeah I got a real Barnum & Bailey's up there man, those were some ill shrubs."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
mugGet the head circusmug.

circus in town

Code word for: A woman's period. aka "that time of the month"
It's the time of the month when crazy shit starts happening, like at the circus.
My girl was acting like a total bitch. The circus must be in town!

I could not get layed because the circus is in town!

Why are you bitching so much? Is the circus in town?

Can also fight back with immitating circus music when the bitching starts
by MMOR September 29, 2009
mugGet the circus in townmug.

russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.
i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night
by dandingo March 11, 2009
mugGet the russian circusmug.

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