The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 02, 2015
When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.
Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
by Frankiefist October 30, 2011
by Jerry Sandusky III January 26, 2012
term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness May 26, 2011
That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.
by Rocky Mc HotGuy March 21, 2018
Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!
Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.
Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.
by joshwua915 March 31, 2022