Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
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by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019
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by katexblonde December 8, 2010
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Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
by Frankiefist October 30, 2011
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by Rocky Mc HotGuy April 2, 2018
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Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.
by Jameeja June 25, 2009
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