The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.
Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.
by Jameeja June 25, 2009
by HarryTBags January 18, 2011
When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.
by katexblonde December 07, 2010
The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 02, 2015
Abundance of pubic hair.
by Shercock September 22, 2014
term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness May 26, 2011