sweater bags

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.
by Kentucky Windage November 06, 2009
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sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles
Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!
by HarryTBags January 18, 2011
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Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.
Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."
by katexblonde December 07, 2010
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Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 02, 2015
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vagina sweater

Wow sandy hasn't shaved in months, she's got a real vagina sweater going on down there.
by Shercock September 22, 2014
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Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness May 26, 2011
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Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
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