Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth

2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps

by rostye45 May 31, 2021

Shady Swap

When something you own breaks or malfunctions so you buy a new one from a local retailer and return the broken item in the newer item packaging, you have performed a shady swap.

My Kindle malfunctioned after the waranty expired, so I just took it to walmart for a Shady Swap. They should come with lifetime warranties anyway!

by brownchickenbrowncowwow January 1, 2012

Sewage Swap

Sucking the semen out of one asshole and spitting it into another

I'm sorry ma'am Lincoln can't come to the phone right now, he is mid sewage swap.

by Cumpire October 30, 2023

ex-swap

Usually occurs between two ex couples whom the guys are bros are the girls are tight. When things turn south in both relationships, the bros and girls don't mind hooking up with the other guy/girl. Everyone benefits because both the girls and guys feel great being on the rebound while simultaneously getting revenge by hooking up with their ex's best friend.

Remember Janet and Charley used to go on double dates with Kate and Josh? Yeah well now Charley's doin Kate, and Josh is doin Janet. Classic ex-swap.

by ......................! May 6, 2010

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

by socalsta January 12, 2014

seed swap

Dogging

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021

meme swap

When someone sends another person a meme out of context, usually by texting, and the recipient sends one of their own right back. This can be repeated, done in a group chat, or both.

Not to be confused with a meme dump, as this is done more casually and socially

Person 1: *sends meme*
Person 2: *sends meme*
x8

Person 1: "that was quite a meme swap"
Person 2: "yes it was"

by OneOffDefinition July 18, 2017