surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

Surge

A drop dead sexy person, who loves getting laid and never disappoints. Great in bed and has suave techniques when the lights go out. Always joking around and is a bit of a show off, but everyone still loves him. He is ready to do things no matter what time of day and always does them to perfection.

Kate: You'll never guess what happened last night?
Linda: What?
Kate: Surge went all the way with me, and it was the best time I've ever had
Linda: Find me a Surge, please...

by ynaunshur September 4, 2021

Surging Sanders

The act of cumming out of nowhere.

"I heard that Hillary was getting pretty frisky until Bill pulled a Surging Sanders!"

by surgingsanderz October 7, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Bill Clinton had a Surging Sanders during his presidency, which made his wife upset.

by Freude14 October 11, 2016

Power Surge

A group of women going through menopause having hot flashes together.

The server station at work is in a Power Surge today.

by RawgueYeti April 16, 2022

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Despite Clinton raising $112,000,000 , she's worried about a surging Sanders...

by Stressed-out Acton kid August 30, 2016