Jake🤠 : " i would never date someone who's trans "
Anna : "why? "
Jake🤠 : "because i'm super straight 💪"
Anna :" no you are just transphobic
Anna : "why? "
Jake🤠 : "because i'm super straight 💪"
Anna :" no you are just transphobic
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David: Shut the fuck up before i beat your ass.
super straight is fake and it mocks lgbtq+ fuck anyone who says they are super straight, kys <3
David: Shut the fuck up before i beat your ass.
super straight is fake and it mocks lgbtq+ fuck anyone who says they are super straight, kys <3
by gaykenma April 5, 2021
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Person 2: sorry, I'm super straight so I am not attracted to that person
Person 1: so you only like non tans people of the other gender
Person 2: exactly
Person 1: cool, nice to know
Person 2: sorry, I'm super straight so I am not attracted to that person
Person 1: so you only like non tans people of the other gender
Person 2: exactly
Person 1: cool, nice to know
by Some random made up name March 5, 2021
Get the Super straight mug.'Super Straight' is a term for severely closested homosexuals, typically men. Those who identify as Super Straight also 'offtenly wish to fuck their best friend', said by professior. Hugh Ash in his documentary named. "Straight Men: and why they're a plague to our society". (the documentary is viewable on the TV Channel Grindr). Professor High also stated shit and mpreg kinks are abundantly high those who identify as super straight.
You: what do you identify as?
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
Me: Oh I identify as Super Straight
You, realizing I have a shit and mpreg kink:...I see
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Get the Super Straight mug.When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.
“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
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