sumeka

Sumeka is a rare subset of dwarfism, originating from Southern Asia, and is characterised by loud noises and a propensity to not breathe unless she is muted. She cannot grasp the concept of the inside voice and proceeds to make everyone’s ears ring within a 3.69 mile radius. Legend has it her voice can be heard from London to ormskirk during calm weather. Is she human? A mythical creature? A figment of your imagination? Who knows. But we know for sure, she’s small.

Man 1: have you met sumeka?
Man 2: met her? I heard her from down under

Man 1: down under? You mean Australia?
Man 2: no, hell

by WWL February 8, 2024

Sumeet

Sumeet is a boy who has the smallest peepee and always be making up the craziest lies, majority of his time is spent on the hub jerking.

hes in his kambal jerking all the time hes defo a sumeet

by Little dingaling gang May 18, 2024

Sumedha

Also known as sumdum is the dummest person in the world and very annoying. She is also a youtuber, youtube name is sumdum. When you see her be careful and hide your notebooks cause she will draw on them.

Sumedha is a dummy.

by Mithib June 4, 2024

sumerya

Smsm is the best girl youll ever meet, she made me the happiest man alive. Idk what to do with out her. All i think bout lately is her.

From a lover to a Sumerya (YuYu)

by Sumeyra March 17, 2024

sumerya

Smsm is the best girl youll ever meet, she made me the happiest man alive. Idk what to do with out her. All i think bout lately is her.

From a lover to a Sumerya (YuYu)

by Sumeyra March 17, 2024

sumeyra

Smsm is the best girl youll ever meet, she made me the happiest man alive. Idk what to do with out her. All i think bout lately is her. Amazing person with a beautiful smile and a sweet heart.

From a lover to a sumeyra (YuYu)

by Sumeyra March 17, 2024

The sumenator

A crazy turkish lady, who eats bananas and sits in a corner never knowing whats going on when asked questions.
Thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn't even speaking english, and doens't know anybodys name.

person: OMFG THE SUMENATOR IS COMING!!
the sumenator: It's ok... eat bananas... what is this sumenator???

by jonajosifsnyaba November 10, 2008