scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005

stumpy

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

your left boob looks like a stumpy!

by yo momms February 10, 2010

Stimmy Shits

When you’ve been eating next to nothing and get through your days with a cocktail of nicotine, amphetamines and coke in any combination, and your shit looks like sawdust held together by pipe tar. The stimmy shit is almost always urgent, as the nature of the drugs you’ve consumed speeds up your digestive tract in an unwholesome way.

After eating nothing but cashews and blue Fanta for 3 weeks on my coke binge, I had the stimmy shits at least 5 times a day.

by Zacharees73 August 26, 2021

Stimmy

2021 stimulus check issued buy Joe Biden because he’s stupid.

Hell yeah I’ll take that stimmy I’ll do anything to take money from biden

by Dr454545 March 15, 2021

scummy

A story from a drunken hookup with a less than attractive person.

Oh man, do I have a scummy to tell you about.. that girl was nasty!

by Ronan Conlan February 1, 2007

Scummy

A bitch, a poser. One who does floater whips once a year over a railroad and is famous for being twitchs bitch taking it from him rawdog raildrive style! The Bro God!

Hey Bro you should really ride and stop being such a Scummy!

by Kacey Kay March 13, 2008