Atlas staff...where do I begin.I’m pretty sure they’re crazyyyyyy and escaped from a psych ward to accomplish this friendship they have with one another and to accomplish teaching students at atlas boarding school.Thank you to paddles for bringing us all together dont know where I’d be without yall 😩
by Ashidk March 30, 2021
Get the Atlas staffmug. some fucking awesome stick weapon thing from japan this is either made of wood or bamboo (i think mine is made of bamboo) that people dont give 2 shits about because they think its fucking lame when they have sharp pieces of metal well fuck you because its better than your fucking longsword... thing
by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023
Get the bo staffmug. "If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availabilitymug. Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.
by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
Get the Please read this dear staff member.mug. Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).
Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).
Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.
person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.
Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.
Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.
by yellowwater40 June 9, 2023
Get the Staffmug. a flow arts subset involving dancing with, spinning, or manipulating two staves (one in each hand) that is really dope and cool.
by Brask November 30, 2022
Get the double staffmug. Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"
Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."
School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."
Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."
School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”
The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.
student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”
School staff member: “get the fuck out!”
Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”
School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”
Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
Get the School staffmug.