No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017

SQUID

One who buys an R1 as their first bike, and logs onto a non-stunting sportbike forum asking how to wheelie said bike.

Porchito: Hey guys I just bought this R1 (Don't worry I'm not a squid, I'm mature my car has a v-8)... anyways how do I wheelie this thing?

by Agent Ram July 30, 2006

squidbillies

The best cartoon on TV.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Early Squid from the squidbillies

by Jimmy Browntooth July 28, 2008

squid porn

Weaboo porn basically a squid either fucking another squid or Japanese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle

Ohhhh Hik'o you made me ink in my pants Ohhhh squid porn is animetastic

by Xx_squidporn_xX December 10, 2015

squidfartz

Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".

query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"

negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."

artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"

by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004

squid pussy

A pussy with large flaps that hang out like tentacles

Dam dude that chick had mad squid pussy was soooo gross! I couldnt go down on her!

by JyahC July 5, 2016

squid

if you have ever seen the show Rocket Power, Squid was the kid with glasses who always took the safe way out of every situation. He went to bed early and never did anything that he wasnt supposed to. Squid reffers to someone who pussy's out on everything, even if it's fun. the verb tense would be squidding.

We're camping, it's 11:00 at night, we just started drinking, and tom's already asleep with his girlfriend in the tent, he's such a squid.

by CHIRSwasted June 14, 2010