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Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts
Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap
by freddellamer October 18, 2019
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1337 spelling

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A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!
by Majin January 15, 2004
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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spelling natzi

A person who's (seemingly) sole objective online is to correct a persons spelling/grammar. They perform the same task as spellcheck but in a more hostile/annoying manner.
Person 1: "i like cheese"

Person 2:"The correct way to type it would be "I like cheese." dipshit."

Person 1: "omfg ur such a spelling natzi! skule ees four da lousers nurd!!!11one"
by lehoozer August 18, 2006
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spelling crusade

When homosexuals, such as Optic Nerve, try to correct your every little typo, to fuel their inner nerdom with geekjoy.
optic is on a spelling crusade; what a e-cool guy!
by sex August 23, 2003
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Spelling

An exersise in which somone aranges letters to make a word.
I can spell hiphopannonymus
by Perry May 30, 2004
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stilling

to sit, sit, rest on a chair
neal is stilling on a chair
by williamcheung1982 June 24, 2005
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