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Snot Missile

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.
After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.
by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009
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snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.
Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!
by anonymous October 9, 2014
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naughty snot

The slick, stringy secretions from a vagina.
I was so hot for him that when I got home, my panties were filled with naughty snot.

I can't think about him without getting naughty snot.

(Fact) A woman will have an increase in her naughty snot when she is ovulating.
by Emthe January 27, 2009
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Snot Slinger

"Snot Slinger" is a colloquial, derogatory slur aimed at individuals exhibiting foolish or idiotic behavior. The term conveys a sense of disdain and contempt, likening the person to someone who carelessly flings snot, demonstrating a lack of intelligence, wisdom, or common sense.
"Look at Aaron over there, He's such a Snot Slinger."
by LakeofB July 31, 2023
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snot ball

when a man picks his nose then cums on the snot/boogers to form a ball. then he or someone else continues to eat it.
Yeah dude i gave Daniel a snot ball yesterday
by cupidissasimp January 23, 2020
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snot whistle

A snot whistle is the whistling sound created when the nasal cavity can let only a small amount of air through the nostrils, thus creating an aerophone.
John: Is someone whistling quietly?
Bill: Nah, man. I've had a cold all week and now I have snot whistle.
by Jimbo Jimmy James December 14, 2009
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clunge snot

That girl Jess is a peice of clunge snot!
by Flower68 January 1, 2019
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