smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Smooth Shadow

A Tiktoker who is amazing at what he does. He is unbelievably good at what he does...making videos. He is a fun guy to be around, a guy who befriends anyone. He can be rather charming, and sometimes adorable.

Smooth Shadow is quite honestly the best TikToker ever.

by ErIk10891000 November 22, 2020

smooth spoon

Spooning when too drunk to get hard

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

smooth thanos

a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.

person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.

by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022

Smooth Housing

To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".

Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.

by FaberFonk February 26, 2009

The Smooth Polak

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010