smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
by cpgrad00 April 12, 2006
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Smooth Tunnel

Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.
“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”
by Smooth tunnel December 18, 2018
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shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 08, 2021
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Smooth R

The perfect human being who has no issues achieving anything in life. He is better in every way that the average lightskin. the j star is no match for him.
by Tafrock360 December 17, 2019
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Smooth honeys

by The know October 30, 2014
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Smooth Housing

To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".
Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.
by FaberFonk February 26, 2009
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Smooth Play

Where someone makes moves to get closer to that special some k e
WILL H AND JONAH WITH THOSE SMOOTH PLAYS WITH RIANA AND LUCY MAKE CAMERON GO "WOKSWKANANANAJAKOAIAA"
by Mkkhoza December 13, 2016
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