milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook

“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper

by Tims friend March 5, 2019

Milkshake

Jerking off with cum as your lube.

I did the milkshake last night.

by Pp poopoo man March 1, 2021

milkshake cock

When a cock has white and pick veins and has vanilla flavored cum. Also the name of a horse. Horse cock.

Girl 1: “My man has such a milkshake cock”
Girl 2: “Can I have a sip?”

by Moxie2021 March 5, 2021

Quivering Milkshake

The act of "titty-fucking" a lactading woman.

She said "Screw the baby", and she let me give her a quivering milkshake.

by Drewwwwwww February 8, 2010

farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.

The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"

by Maru413 January 12, 2011

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Bellingham milkshake

sucking on an engourged breast of a pregnant woman whilst receiving manual ejaculation with the pregnant womans hands.

Me and the wife had to stop bedore a movie and I got a Bellingham milkshake.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016