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private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

foreskin skittles 

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.
"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."

tropical skittles 

a discreet way of calling someone out that they are bisexual
"yo, i didnt realize she went that way"
"yah, she eats tropical skittles"
tropical skittles by lilbabiey December 11, 2018

smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
smuggling skittles by yellowboy February 12, 2004

Limbaugh Skittles 

Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!