cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Skippy the toilet

It's not skippy the toilet, it's skibidi toilet

Dad: My son has been watching skippy the toilet for 9 hours straight, without eating, pissing, shitting, or even looking away from his iPad. Please, send help.

Son: Brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes *transforms into a toilet*

Dad: *gasp*

Son: There's nothing to fear, father. this is my new form, and I'll force everyone to accept it.

by skippythetoiletfan February 18, 2024

Womp a skippy

To purposely defecate in an inappropriate setting.

We can't stay in Hotels associated with Holiday Inn anymore because Silas decided to womp a skippy in the indoor pool at the Holiday Inn Express in Cincinnati.

by Butt Knocker January 5, 2024

Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

Skippy Thighsman

You Just Know Him.

Bro who the fuck was that?

Dude it was Skippy Thighsman!

by J/M/C April 1, 2022

Skippy mcdingle

Someone who skips like its the last day on earth

Damn, skippy mcdingle is really getting after it.

by LilSkipThaFinesseKid June 10, 2018

Skippy

A nickname you give to a coworker that believes they are the best at everything. They believe its a name of elevated position, like captain. It inflates their already inflated ego. A skippy frequently talks about their penis size and how attractive their girlfriend is. A skippy has been everywhere and done everything.

"Ol' Skippy just over there being a skippy"

by Salala February 5, 2019