If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
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Get the Shrek mug.The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.
"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."
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