shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

Shrek

Code word for sexy
Used when others are watching; especially to creep them out

Dang dude, you look so shrek

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

Shrek

the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK

you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o

by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019

Shrek

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.

"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."

by Water_sheep November 3, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life

You must accept him and let him Cum in you with his 50 foot peinis

O yeah shrek daddy

by Daddy shrek cum September 17, 2021

Shrek

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.

Shrek is hot.

by eggsandwhich April 21, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is God shrek is life shrek is chicken noodle soup and rice

Lord farquad gets fucked by shrek

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022