by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

by Highkite7 August 18, 2019

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.
"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."
by Water_sheep November 3, 2019

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp April 28, 2020

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.
by eggsandwhich April 21, 2022

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
