Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.

"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024

Goon Sounding

Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.

I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!

by The Eastern Docker January 22, 2025

flicker sounding

Flicker Sounding means to push a rusty nail down the tip of your penis and flick the tip

I was flicker sounding last night and it was amazing!

by Tacdliw February 2, 2025

Minion Sounding

Minion sounding is when you use a glow stick as a sounding rod and while its inserted you crack and shake it.

Tyler wanted to try a new sounding rod so his dominate used a glow stick that made him scream like a minion sounding alarm.

by 417wsm February 19, 2026

arm shouldering

The act of putting one’s arm around someone else’s shoulder. It IS a verb, thank you very much Kaile. It IS a real word.

Person 1: Man we’re moving so fast, we have a date on Saturday but he’s already moved onto arm shouldering.

Person 2: THATS NOT A VERB.

by hcbiwaebcj April 8, 2025

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.

Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

booger sounding

when you freeze a booger and use it as a sounding rod

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"

by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025