Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.

Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."

by JoeySteel January 14, 2010

Severious

When something is both serious and severe, and when neither word is strong enough.

My hybrid just got mowed down by a tanker truck. The damage is severious

by Hitomichu June 14, 2012

Seriouscult

The seriouscult is a fraction in nalopia's discord who fight for the freedom of chair. If you join the cult you will get free cookies and a milf.

The seriouscult is fighting for the freedom of chair again.

by Hail the lee-der August 26, 2021

serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.

Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

serioussillygoofybunctious

Serioussillygoofybunctious is a term for when you want to be a little weird but in a serious manner

Man I’m feeling serioussillygoofybunctious today, too bad iam at a funeral

by Myspacebarisntworking October 14, 2022

deader serious

More than just dead serious. You mean it a lot more.

"I'm dead serious sarah" "well I'm deader serious lola"

by ojales a February 10, 2017

half serious

50% serious. Misunderstood. Serious and kidding simultaneously. Extraterrestrial soul. A madman's 'thought experiment' was simply just a thought. You decide your own level of involvement. Where are the words??? Ambivalent. Lukewarm. Outcast, weirdo, creep, misfit, loner, etc. Inability to conform. Impractical emotion. Not grounded. Lack of Earth signs in an Astrological Natal chart. am always half serious most people are either being serious or not. If being serious was a high school class a half serious person would always have a failing grade. Thoughts and feelings equally. Half(baked)Serious(stoned). Calm down I was only being half serious!!! Serious about being half serious. Nothing left to do laugh at the absurdity of everything. Invent your own meaning because I'm tired and others misinterpret everything I write or say anyways.

Don't get too emotional I am only half serious.

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021