shitty bag

to shit on someones balls

damn bernesse lets make a shitty bag

by fishtaco96 May 22, 2009

The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

by HCoS JC December 8, 2014

Shitty girl

Nasty jawn that would prefer to bounce from dude to dude than go get some money . You can find this species sucking up some nigga money.

Friend: I heard she got fired from Burger King

Other friend: Yea they said she’s a shitty girl now

by 3wave July 22, 2019

Shitty being

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011

Shitty McNitty

A person that is almost always making a bowel movement, especially while at work.

Marty- "Tom has been in the bathroom ten times today!"
Earl- "Yeah, he's a real Shitty McNitty."

by Davy Pockets March 11, 2017

Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020