elizabeth shelton

A human who is genuinely kind and gentle to most of mankind and animal kind. Does her best in all she puts her mind to. Cares very deeply about all of her friends. Tends to make friends with guys way too easily(in her own opinion)(in her early years),
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)

That's Elizabeth Shelton! Because she loves God, she lights up my life!

by ChristineAndEric May 27, 2017

Spooky scary skeletons

When spooky scary skeletons go to your house and fuck you spookily with their scary boners and rip off your flesh to make you a skeleton

Guy: sleeping

Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

Skeleton Crew

An excuse to answer Helpdesk calls, when its not your dang job.

"Hey guys can you get on the phone we got a skeleton crew."

"Can anyone help with the phones"

by Tiktok Kokblok February 4, 2010

june shelton

a guy who sleeps a lot, ejaculates from his hand, has a big lip, and is very homosexual yet tries very hard to be normal by acting like he likes females

Could you please wake up that june shelton he has just came on himself while looking at that male teacher.

by I.Am.ThA.MaN May 12, 2009

homie hopping skeleton

An anorexic whore who hops from one friend to another

That homie hopping skeleton hopped from Damien to Tyler. Stay tuned to see who's next!

by Pussypower6789 February 7, 2017

Skeleton Key

To insert your finger in someone's asshole without using lubricant.

I need to take my girlfriend to the pharmacy to buy Advil because I skeleton keyed her... but first I need to wash my finger. While I'm there, I'd better buy lubricant for next time.

by Captain Map Reader May 16, 2010

skeleton naughers

refers 2 to the vulture like behaviour of fat chicks/blokes, as a description of how they will eat anything until it's completely gone, as in down to the bone,

look at that skeleton naugher it's been a long time since he/she was hungry or left anything on their plate

by Glen February 6, 2005