Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023
i made the definition above this one and if you do not like it then why don't you make your own! >:<
any way there is also dick in ass
any way there is also dick in ass
person 1: you are gay!
person 2: yep. and you can't do anything about it mom
person 3: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
and the my gay sex story
person 2: yep. and you can't do anything about it mom
person 3: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!!!
and the my gay sex story
by ncdgfygfkahgau June 08, 2023
Thing that should be stopped
Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭
Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭
by StrawberryPerson November 05, 2023
A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses
Sox Street Light Sex Story is A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses
by SEX lamp July 30, 2023
An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 23, 2025
I crawled onto the bed, my cock quivering with excitement. She started swaying as we kissed. I loosened the straps of her bra, ready to release under the weight of her perfect breasts. I pulled it off, and rubbed her nipples between my fingers, my palms contouring the shape of her tits. My cock was aching, so ready to release. I sped up, licking her boobs with grace while sucking, as she allowed a small moan to escape her lips. I reached down in her thong, toying with the curly hairs sitting above her pussy. I ripped off my boxers, pinned her down, and with her panties laying on her knees, I ripped her open, jabbing my cock in, making wet noises, as I pulled out and jabbed back in. She told me to keep it in, I pulled just enough so my tip was left in. I swung her legs over my shoulders, and as I pulled out, I felt it. She came over my cock, a warm sticky feeling. A devious feeling came over me, and I Shoved my cock in her mouth, she was worried, my penis so large between her tongue, but she sucked and sucked. Her lips held on to my cock tight as I swayed into her, on my knees as I grunted with pleasure. She was mad now, telling me it was her turn. She pushed me down, and I was warm and ready as I jerked at my penis while waiting. She rode my cock so hard I squirted the biggest cumshot in her, making her bounce a little and moan with accidental pleasure. I told her to come up on my face. I ate her out, and with every lick she moaned.
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by spec22 February 25, 2025