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seminese

just another word for semen
Nicer to say in front of the kiddies
Example: your girlfriend swallows my seminese while you're at work
by korsy July 29, 2006
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senite

yo, she's a senite:
by 369368 August 14, 2017
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Semisexual

Sarah: Do you love me

Tom: Half

Sarah: What do you mean

Tom: half of me loves you im semisexual
by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa September 14, 2022
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Semined

it's more so characterized as a poor decision at the time of needed good decision. for example, too fancy of puck handling, a bad penalty taken at an unnecessary time, an obsession for the great 8, and the sometimes occasional decent goal.. but general inconsistency.
You've been semined.
by CAPSGIRLSHELL April 30, 2011
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SMITEWADS

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."
*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."
by Murphy's Outlaw December 23, 2004
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semitics

Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.

Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees

Adjective:

Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.

I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.

Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.

After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price

Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.

That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
by Guardian_Asshole June 15, 2018
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Pro-Semitism

Pro-Semitism:

1. An ideology which claims that Jewish people supposedly embody traits anti-semites have historically accused them of, but that these traits are actually positive and that Jews should be praised for embodying them, rather than criticized or discriminated against. Usually this ideology mixes Anti-Semitic overtones into its praise for Jewish people. Occasionally this Pro-Semitism even leads directly toward some forms of discrimination or prejudice against Jews.

2. The (entirely unrelated) ideology that Jews and non-Jews are equal and that both Jews throughout the world and in Israel have a right to exist in harmony with their neighbors and in harmony and peace with everyone throughout the world, and that Israel has a right to exist in peace and harmony with its neighbors as well.
Pro-Semitism Examples

Definition 1. "Jews are so greedy, it is great so many live in America, since their greed makes America's economy thrive! Greed is good!",

"American Jews are so loyal to Israel, all Americans should admire this and strive to be just as loyal to America! We should not elect Jews to public office though, since we have no right to expect them to put America before Israel when they make decisions. Israel is God's chosen nation, so it is only right for them to feel this way, and we should strive to support Israel too. That is God's mission for America, to support Israel during the end times, which are coming soon. Because of that, the Jews' obvious if-unproven mixed-loyalty is no problem."

"Jews are so powerful all over the world, we need them on our side! They are so powerful because they all favor each other financially and in business over outsiders, it's a genius strategy which the citizens of our country should also emulate amongst ourselves so that we can become as powerful as they are!"

"The Talmud is filled to the brim with incredible tips for success in business and finance! Follow these tips, and you too will become almost as successful as a Jew!"

And so on...

Definition 2. Jews are just like everybody else. American Jews are American. Israeli Jews are Israeli. French Jews are French.
by An American Jew June 8, 2022
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