Semen Sacks

A mans balls

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks

by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016

Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water

Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen

by PewJew March 6, 2020

semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope

Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.

by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017

The Devils Semen

Hot mustard or anything containing an active ingredient of horse radish.

"Jeepers! The Devils semen sure tastes good on this here weener"

by Kenny Schrub September 19, 2016

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

semen slingshot

During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.

Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness

by MBD Studios May 30, 2016

Semen Erosion

Semen Erosion is when you take a jizz and u don't clear up the crime scene correctly so u have a lil bit of cum in your pants and it erodes at your pants causing little bits of cotton to come off and stick to your balls causing your balls to go multicoloured. Can be used to make bitches go Crazy for ur big black balls.

Person 1: Last night I fell victim to the classic Semen Erosion.
Peron 2: Not again Person 1 my mum went crazy after seeing your pink balls last night I dont know if we will be able to orgy with her and dad again

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021