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Shaturday

noun | Shat-ur-day | \'sha - tərr - dā\

The act of imbibing alcohol for the duration of a Saturday, beginning late morning and extending through brunch, afternoon, and into late evening. Pronunciation is similar to "Saturday" (day of the week), but to include the sh sound indicating an appreciable level of boozery and subsequent degradation of motor skills.
Handy Jobe: "What happened to your knee?"
Smellvira: "We bar-hopped the boardwalk after brunch."
Handy Jobe: "Sounds like a well-spent Shaturday."
by Deertay July 16, 2018
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Hot Fudge Saturdae

The act of inserting mass quantities of ice cream into the anus, and shitting it back into a bowl.
Who's down for a hot fudge saturdae?
by Wetsandwxch October 30, 2019
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Saturday Night Fiver

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.
"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.
by MADELINEB January 29, 2008
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saturday saviour

A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday
I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.
by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005
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Buffalo Saturday

Taking a fat chick home from the bar for intercourse.
A:What'd the hot chick say?

B:Told me to get lost.

A:Look, there's a fat chick for ya!

B:It's another 'buffalo Saturday'.
by Shawbamos March 14, 2010
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Super Seasonal Saturday

A day in which the most awesome of people set aside time to embrace the wonderful feeling of winter. 'sss' for short, super seasonal saturday is not for the faint of heart, as many fantastic memories will be created.
On this Super Seasonal Saturday we'll be enjoying a delicious wonder roast, hopefully making it the most super saturday of the season.

Invite your closest friends, it's a super seasonal saturday!
by Whipsmog December 18, 2009
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Same Clothes Saturday

The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.
It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.

Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!

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I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.

Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.
by catrenegade September 4, 2010
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