Satanism

Satanism is comonly thought to be one who worships the devil wich is quite wrong because that would be called a Luciferrian now a Satanist is someone who only believes in themselve they believe in there own religon they believe in pleasing themselves " self indulgece" wich to most people is considered one of the 7 deadly sins But Once again a Satanist is not someone who worships the devil

"Dumb Bitch" Omg she is sucha Satanist
"Meh" umm no.......... She's Catholic
"Dumb Bitch" but she wears soo much black
"Meh" Omg.....? i hate u.....

by Jazy December 28, 2004

a satan

A person who is not satan but has the same qualifications as him/her. This person is usually a bitch.

"Yo that bitch is a satan"

by Famous June 4, 2014

satan

a fucking hot bitch
really funny

trust is not its main trait
strong
feisty
does not take no for an answer
social
athete
crazy nigga

"wow she's hot"
"oh she must be a satan"

by niggggggaaa November 9, 2014

satan

The true god! there is no other just satan.

the religious comunnity wants you to belive he is bad but he is just an avrage guy! he is just pissed because he gets a bad rap.
satan is a true friend to all depressed people

the church lies to all for satan is are real god, master, and he runs are home after death. satan can be my friend for he shale bless me even if I have sined once or twice. satan will forgive all so sin away!

by Sin September 9, 2004

SATAN

A god who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN!!!

SATAN is a FUCKEN legend!!

by GOTHIC MAN March 29, 2005

satan

The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.

*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"

by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005

satan

A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.

Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."

by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005