Sam

He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.

"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."

by RickAres415 June 7, 2016

Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

smart
ass
man

hello you sam

by qwertghnm, May 17, 2016

Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other

Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her

by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023

Sam

A hot guy who can sing and is very kind.

I wish Sam was mine...

by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 7, 2019

Sam

This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.

Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.

Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.

by anonomous3456790 February 25, 2021