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midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina
the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina
by idkone August 4, 2011
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SWAT Team

an abbreviation for the phrase "Super Wet Asain Terrorists"
This is a team of horny wet asain men that will come through your bedroom window and rape the shit out of you. They will also take pictures, and post it all over your facebook to humiliate you.
Call 1-888-ASAIN today to get the SWAT team to come to you, or your enemies.
Mary: I can't believe John broke up with me D:
Jessica: He should pay..
Mary: I'll call SWAT Team to fuck the shit out of his ass.
by FBGM08 October 19, 2010
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S-speed
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A-and
T-toast
by Chucka ubama March 12, 2008
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School Swat

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"
by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
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Swatzi

Any member of Amerika's constantly expanding shoot-first police and paramilitary forces. Almost always armed with automatic weapons and wearing black outfits with body armor. Preferred weapons escalate from pepper spray to taser to lethal force, frequently simulaneously. From SWAT + Nazi.
Gotta wonder about people the Swatzis are recruiting these days. Pepper Spray AND a Taser?

Ho Ho, here's a chance to play with our toys!
by hoopoe36 February 16, 2009
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Last minuite swat

Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.
Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!

Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!
by *skate-char-skate* December 7, 2010
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swat

To swat it up is to work very hard on: homework, extra curricular activities or other unnecessary and good activities. You know if you are swatting, it is somehow fun, but you also get brownie points from someone for doing it.
I am going to swat it up on and attend that conference after work.
by tina July 23, 2004
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